Like all of us who work a desk job, there are certain times during the day when I need a little pick me up to get through the afternoon. My go-to pick me up is the Bobcats, a series of cartoons by The Oatmeal, an online collection of cartoons that are always worth a read. To cash in on his on-line success, The Oatmeal (actually named Matthew Inman), decided to publish a collection of his cartoons from on-line, as well as some new ones in my latest read, How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You.
Now, I’ve had cats in my life since I was 4 years old. And I have observed their behaviours and actions for years, under a whole host of conditions, and I have surmised the two following facts:
1- Cats are assholes.
2- Given the chance, your cat will kill you. (Sometimes as revenge, but more likely, just because they can. For a reason for this, see number 1.)
How do I know number 2 is true? My last cat, Buster, proved the point – there would be nights were I’d wake up to the evolutionary hold-over feeling that I was being watched, and he’s be standing or sitting in the doorway to my bedroom, just watching me. It was unsettling, to say the least.
When Inman published his book, I knew I wanted to read it. As a collection of cartoons, the book presents a solid cat-related field with a lot of insights that all cat owners will recognize and sympathize with. With his usual sarcasm and wit, Inman points out the flaws of our fluffy little companions, and makes us realize that we, as humans, aren’t crazy – they are plotting our downfall. But we love ‘em, so we’ll keep feeding them and cuddling them (on their schedule, of course).
So, final verdict? Read this book. It takes about 20 minutes to get through, and it’s worth it. The problem is The Oatmeal website – you can spend hours trolling through there. But even that’s worth it. The Oatmeal will remain my go-to online comedy emporium, and this book is just one reason why.